Looking for a solid investment?
 

I can get a you a return of 200 to 1. That is right, 20000 percent. It's is nearly guaranteed.

Come on, you want to know, don't you?

Of course you do.

Wait for it...

Wait for it....

Bet the Chiefs for the Super Bowl and you will win 200-1. Might as well bet them to win the divsion at 17-1 and the conference at 100-1, while you are at it.

Like taking candy from a baby.

Oh, and let me tell you about this stock I know about.... Enron....

Here's an even better idea.

1. Buy gun
2. Buy ammo
3. Put ammo in gun
4. Put gun in anus
5. Pull trigger on gun


Let me know how it goes!

I have some ocean front property for sale in western Kansas...

ROFL

Ouch.... don't have much time to type... I can see the ligh.........

The gerbil died /Richard

ROFL

ROFL

Apples give you back 100% percent of what you put in. The more you put in the quicker the return.

First & Goal. Superbowl... Find Boldin.