Talk like a pIrate day
 

Ahoy Me mateys'
Once again Talk Like A Pirate Day be upon us
so hoist you mains'l
and batton a hatch

get that monkey pimp ready to stick in a bunghole

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My pirate name is:
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Dirty Sam Vane </div>
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You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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Well, shiver me timbers!

why couldnt the little pirate go into the movie?




















it was rated ARRRRRGGGGGGG

I approve for the new Raiders Cheerleaders uniforms :thumb:

id like to pillage that booty

I'd bury my spyglass in HER treasure! :D

I hope she never tries to give me a 'reach-under'!

tickle me coconuts wench

Now this really does "shiver me timbers"


"Well Blow Me Down!"

im a pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow

take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow

Arggg.

Walk the plank Elon!

If the hook is dull, though, she can probably take that bikini off and use the hook to reach her g-spot...

:eek:

Um, I think I need a minute alone, back in a bit.

:::fapfapfapfapfapfapfap:::

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My pirate name is:
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Bloody William Rackham </div>
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Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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It appears my ex wives may have been correct.