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Who would win in a knife fight? George Washington or Abraham Lincoln?
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I'm gonna need a year, because all I can tell you about the fight right now is it would be extremely boring.

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Washington was a soldier - Lincoln was a politician. Washington would his his gangly ass.

Dude, Lincoln was a wrestler.

Your parameters are knife fighting, not wrestling.

Lincoln would have the reach advantage, that would give him the upper hand in a knife fight

Lincoln. Big Reach. Skinny guys fight till they're hamburger.

Washington with butterknife > Lincoln with AK-47

Washington was 6'4". It's not like he was Michael J. Fox.

Dude, that was rad

It's a line from a movie.

Sorry. I don't remember it. I'm also really drrunk right now.

Its all at scale though. if washington only looked that much taller than everyone else wherever he is depicted than imagine how tall Lincoln was when he's seen as even taller.

Washington was only good with an axe and his opponent was a hapless cherry tree.