mike tyson twitters
 

http://twitter.com/Real_Mike_Tyson
ROFL


# Chris Berman talking is one of my least favorite sounds. It's right up there w/ children crying or women saying 'NO.'about 16 hours ago from web


# Subway says u can buy 12in. for $5. So I asked the big titty girl at the counter if I could buy her for $30. She called the bacon squad. SMHabout 22 hours ago from web


If zombies and crackheads ever team up we're all doomed. Or not. Sounds like I just described the Oakland Raiders.


# Ladies check yo self 4 breast cancer. It's hard 2 motorboat a single titty.9:24 PM Oct 4th from web

# I don't like Philip Rivers. If I could time travel I would go back and punch his mother in the stomach.8:14 PM Oct 4th from web

# Kimbo and Greg Oden are the 2 oldest looking dudes on Earth. They look like they used to draw on the walls of caves and shit.9:29 PM Sep 30th from web

thread fail, here is the real mike tyson

http://twitter.com/_Miketyson_

awesome background and yes epic fail on the title starter, it was obvious those arent real but hilarious

You actually thought that the starter one was real?

twitter.com/007-373-5963

Followed Tyson which led me to: http://twitter.com/GaryJBusey

- Gary Busey

he bit the ear off holyfield, I wouldn't put it past him to say that stuff

The Busey Baked Potato: (1) Bong rip (1) Bag of Lays6:24 PM Oct 1st from mobile web

NSFW

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Imagining his voice saying those things is hilarious!