Sooo, my girl shattered the tail light on my Charger.
 

So a girl I have been casual dating for a few months needed to have her car worked on. So I let her drive my car, and I drove hers into work so we could fix it. Well the second morning she had it, she backed it into a tree in her yard :doh!:. So my first new car ever, I bought it less than a year ago, has a broken rear tail light, and scratches on the bumper. It was at her house, but im not gonna make them pay for it, because the deductible from his home owners insurance is probably at least $500, and it will probably cost me 3-400 depending. It's funny because I am pretty OCD about my cars, but in these situations you can do nothing but laugh. I did get a kick out of how scared she was to tell me, she felt really bad, but hey that's life.

Kick yourself in the balls for letting a woman drive your car....

That sucks man...

You should milk this for multiple quality blowjobs.

homeowners would cover that, if anything your insurance company would pay for the tree if it was damaged

Antifreeze.

This.

this x 2

this

False.

It's just a Charger.

Whats false?

You might hold off on the blow jobs till your balls heal up.

No, I checked that when I changed the oil yesterday, and it's still full.

This times infinity

This is my car FWIW.