Whitlock is sexy.
 

Dear god.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/1...are-NFL-Truths


<script type="text/javascript"> //document.getElementById('number_of_comments').innerHTML = commentCount+" Comments"; </script> <!-- // Story Content // --> <script> if(fanid.length > 0 && typeof(nflDefaultLeague)!= "undefined") { leagueId = nflDefaultLeague; //find teamId of default league (if exists) for(var i=0; i < teamsInfo.length; i++){ if(teamsInfo[i][4] == leagueId){ defaultTeamId = teamsInfo[i][0]; } } var fantasyLeaguePlayerJsPath = 'http://msn.foxsports.com' + '/nugget/200002_' + leagueId + '|||' + fanid; } </script> An unfortunate repercussion of agreeing to appear in ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue" was that I caught the flu bug after spending an entire day posing for nude pictures alongside tennis star Serena Williams, MMA combatant Gina Carano and surfer Claire Bevilacqua.

That's why there were no NFL Truths last week. I was sick, recovering from what felt like H1N1.
My attorney and FBI investigators are examining the possibility that ESPN executives sprayed germs in my dressing room or contaminated the banana hammock I used to cover myself between pictures.

You wouldn't believe the extreme measures some people are willing to take to stop me from delivering you the Truth about the NFL each week.

I'm back. And thanks to a shot of penicillin, The Truths return bigger, badder and better than ever.

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If you like Jason's body, and you think he's sexy ...
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I agree on an awful lot with Egolock here... Deion trying to channel Jerry Maguire, Vicks reality show (flat guaranteed to sink him), Favre...

Nice read, Egolock.