New Study: Bad Girls Get the most Guys
 

Results of an old study show conclusively that bad girls get the most guys. Traits such as sluttiness, short skirts, not needing a commitment, 3-orifice availability, willingness to split the tab and not needing a call back are proven to attract males.

In an experiment with countless college students over the past 200 years these traits have consistently drawn males to the females exhibiting them. Scientists initially had a hypothesis on the subject but were then drawn away to the back room by girls in thigh-highs giving out free beer.

Genius!

It's cuz nice girls seem desperate.

nah, it's cuz guys are horny pigs.

We don't care if they are desperate.

It was a joke. The thread from yesterday's discussion concluded that girls don't like desperate guys.... see what I did there?

dont be desperate for validation

damn, I'm so needy

word. as long as they leave us alone after its done

Well, in all honesty it's probably more like:

Woman is very attractive = most flaws/caveats/reservations ok
Woman is moderately attractive = some flaws/caveats/reservations ok
Woman is not attractive = flaws/caveats/reservations irrelevant

exactly


What does "get the most guys" mean here? It just means sex. Nothing more.
Being easy does it.

It is a lampoon on the thread "bad boys get the most girls". It doesn't mean anything.

I was iffy until the free beer part. Now I'm convinced.