Cheapest place in Springfield to get shitwasted
 

Title is pretty self-explanatory. Where can I get FUBARed in Springfield for low dollar (and where my license plates won't get ****ing stolen off my car)?

DISCUS.

As a big Simpsons fan I'm surprised to learn that Springfield is an actual place. From what I've seem Moe's is what you're looking for.

teehee

Depends, do you have a foo manchu mustache and/or a mullet?

Good luck with this.

Once you say Springfield everyone from there makes like a dinosaur...

Sitting outside a Brown Derby with two twelves of Natty Light.

I don't want to know. I mostly hang out at Adobes or W.F. Codys.

Both have pitchers, Adobes has killer wings, and Codys has the frikkin amazing fried egg burger.

Walmart?

Fixed.

oooo...

Go to the Tipsy Turtle.

This.

Go in, get some natty light, go back to the parking lot, drink away.

Just go crash some frat party at Missouri State.

Cheap? I don't know what the cheapest palces are but they were having $5.00 shots of Cabo in the bar at Deer Lake Golf Course. Coyotes I guess then you can just walk around the building to the Pony Club. Cody's... Dennis' Place...uh....sounds like you're looking for a dive. There are lot's of places downtown. The Springfield Brewery...mmm.. Patton Alley Pub. Oh hell....what's that one place on south street? Folks who work in the resturants downtown go there after work....... There's lot's of palces. Shultz and Dooleys...I always go to a little bar off Campbell called Mixology. The daytime bar tender has a great rack and she's pretty sweet.


PhilFree:arrow:

There's a little bar on E. Chestnut called The Gatherin' Place. Cheap beer, cheap food, and the parking lot is well lit and faces a Chestnut so its unlikely anything will happen. Not a fancy place by any means, but everyone that hangs out there is pretty friendly.