Plowin the V
 

Has anyone ever pounded a chick they met offline? I've never met a chick from the internets but i've been talking to a pretty cute one and she wants it. It seems a little weird to boink a chick from the inernets so I was wondering whats everyones past experience with it.

Ask GoChiefs of course he only did it once and it lasted about 10 seconds.

boink=rep

It wasn't weird at all. I've had sexual contact with 4 internet females and it was all perfectly normal. Although the one girl was pretty kinky. She wanted to blow me by a duck pond.

Clearly you didn't read the thread wherein I described what happened. It lasted a lot longer than 10 seconds. Actually, 10 seconds would have been preferable.

Wtf haha

need pictures

What do you have against ducks? Were you worried she was going to ask them to join in the fun?

LMAO

Oh yeah I forgot isn't that the one you couldn't get it up and have been traumatized since?

LMAO

I don't have anything against ducks. It's just a little weird to be sharing a dessert with someone and then 20 minutes later they want to suck your dick in public.

"BE KIND TO YOUR WEB-FOOTED FRIENDS...YOU MAY GET BLOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEEEE-HEEEEEEEEM"

I got it up. I'm not going to explain it further. If you really want to know go read the thread.

You really are just GoChiefs 2.

Sad sad little man.

A story from Kool Moe Dee~

Three days later, go see the doctor...

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said "Good night"
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
Calls her Mrs. Microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor

I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
"Have it your way, if that's your choice
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate"
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I'm walking in the other direction
Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor

Do it.

Back in 1995, in the early days of AOL when I was poor and single living in Hollywood, I banged a shit ton of chicks I met in AOL chat rooms. They were just like me at the time: Poor but horny.

Go for it, Rock!

Yes. And if I had my old computer I would post pics.

Let me check the external hard drive.