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Bowser 01-20-2010 12:28 PM

I have a stalker!
 
Her name is Alysha Sina. I'm not sure just how she got my e-mail address, but who am I to question the ways of the world?

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I am girl. I have a red hair with copper shimmering. My eyes is blue. I am medium height. I have beautiful eyes. My hair is medium wavy. I live in a big city. I work in banking. I like to watch discovery channel. Representations in the performance pop stars on stage. I like shopping . I like sea. If you talk about me I am faithful cat. Most of all in men I value kindness. When I noticed you on the street. I agreed that should. Because I can be for you a be unique only for you friend if you want. I'm hope that you answer me on my e-mail.
I'm thinking that if I can get her a tryout on American Idol and work some with her English, this may just be the best thing to ever happen to me, ever.

Tylerthigpen!1! 01-20-2010 12:33 PM

Don't get your hopes up just yet tiger. I've gotten plenty of spam emails like this before.

Bowser 01-20-2010 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tylerthigpen!1! (Post 6463156)
Don't get your hopes up just yet tiger. I've gotten plenty of spam emails like this before.

Wait, what? Come on, how can you jump to this conclusion?

Gonzo 01-20-2010 12:36 PM

PIIHB

Jilly 01-20-2010 12:37 PM

gawd, redheads with blue eyes are crazy

Demonpenz 01-20-2010 12:38 PM

I asked out a girl at the liqour store the other day and she said she had a boyfriend, I thought gee I hope she doesn't think I am stalking her, but then I was like damn between my job and me being out of energy at nights. I don't have the energy to stalk woman anymore. sad day indeed

88TG88 01-20-2010 12:41 PM

Wow, you know it's real because she didn't ask you for any money.

Why can't I be as lucky as you :(

Mr. Plow 01-20-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tylerthigpen!1! (Post 6463156)
Don't get your hopes up just yet tiger. I've gotten plenty of spam emails like this before.


ROFL

Skip Towne 01-20-2010 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6463169)
gawd, redheads with blue eyes are crazy

Is that even possible?

MOhillbilly 01-20-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6463177)
I asked out a girl at the liqour store the other day and she said she had a boyfriend, I thought gee I hope she doesn't think I am stalking her, but then I was like damn between my job and me being out of energy at nights. I don't have the energy to stalk woman anymore. sad day indeed

shoulda followed her home and gone Lil Ze' on his ass.

gblowfish 01-20-2010 12:46 PM

Bet that skag's got a unit!

Bowser 01-20-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 6463189)
Wow, you know it's real because she didn't ask you for any money.

Why can't I be as lucky as you :(

It's good to be the king.

LaChapelle 01-20-2010 12:47 PM

She's a medium and wants to be in your future
she either wants to run off to Vegas with you
or thinks you work for Tyson Chicken(blood)

Jilly 01-20-2010 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6463198)
Is that even possible?

what? redheads with blue eyes? Why yes. It is.

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-20-2010 12:53 PM

She likes to shop . stay away from her.

She has a big, big problem with the english language. I'll bet she's from Haiti. Ask her if she has Aids and a broken clavicle.


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