The Best Place To Get In A Bar Fight This Sunday
 

When Viking fans in New York City want to watch Vikings games, they go to a place called Bar None. When Saints fans in New York City want to watch Saints games, they go to the exact same bar. Uh-oh.

Yes, Bar None is a sizable drinking establishment on Third Avenue in Manhattan with two large rooms equipped for watching football and being loud. The front room belongs to Vikes. The back room belongs to the Saints. (And their amazing homemade jambalaya. Seriously, it's to die for.) There are occasional "disagreements," but never have they faced one quite like the upcoming NFC Championship Game. The only upset will be if the game doesn't end with an arson.

There are intense negotiations going on this week between the fan clubs and the bar. Who will get in? How will they enter? Knives or chains? The Saints group has even offered to wager the bar itself as the ultimate spoil to the victor. Lose and you're banished forever. Now that's gambling!

In case you're considering it, non-regulars should not even bother going down there to watch the big game. VIP lists and doorman will attempt to maintain order this weekend. If you want to watch overweight drunks kick each other into the gutter, however, you should definitely pack a lunch.

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I'll be rooting for the Saints in a Vikings bar. LMAO
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New Orlenas fans will whine anyway.

Hope there is a followup to this story after the game

pardon you gaymo but you steppin on my toe & i just shined my steeltoes.

ROFL

Nice read. ROFL Throw in a few local Jets fans, and it should be all good.

I want Brees to win a Super Bowl, so I am going for the Saints, but at the same exact time, if Brees does win a Super Bowl, so many people are going to talk shit about the Chargers and everyone will be all like, "Brees, Eli Manning, and Roethlisberger all have rings, but Rivers doesn't."

The Chargers are the 1990's Chiefs, Buck... just learn to deal with it.

Rivers is good enough to get one...

...if he ever moves to a different team

watched KU destroy Oregon in the tourny in that bar....

Something tells me that people originating from New Orleans are probably better knife fighters than Mall of Americans.