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Raiders say we'll see a slimmer JaMarcus Russell

Posted by Mike Florio on March 16, 2010 12:02 PM ET

It remains to be seen whether Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell has whipped his fabricated case of "lethargy addiction." But it's quite possible that he has beaten his Ho-Ho habit.

Raiders director of squad development Willie Brown (who told reporters not long ago that he's retiring) said Monday on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area that Russell has changed.

"You'll be surprised when you see him," Brown told Raiders play-by-play announcer Greg Papa, via Jerry McDonald of InsideBayArea.com. "It's quite a bit of weight that he's lost. . . . I don't want to pin it down and say how much he lost but it will be a significant difference when you see him compared to last year.


"The most important thing is he's getting in shape. Not only losing weight, but getting in shape. He's watching his diet, he has special meals brought in that he's eating, and we have one of the Raiders, a former player there with him to monitor him and make sure things are going fine. The weight thing, he'll get it down. He'll get it down."

(Brown didn't disclose the identity of the "former Raider," but even money says it's Bill Romanowski.)

In past offseasons, Russell (who is listed at 260 pounds) supposedly ballooned to three bills.

Brown also said that Russell missed the start of offseason workouts because the fourth-year quarterback is closing on a house in Alabama, and that Russell will be present for the lifting and cardio sessions on Tuesday.

So he had all offseason to close on a house and just couldn't get it done before workouts started. I bet he tried really hard.

He didn't say he was closing on a house. He said he was eating at a Waffle House.

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What's fuggn POS.He never wanted to play football anyway,he just wanted to get paid.
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My bet is that he stills sucks at life.

It's sad that society has allowed and encouraged a system to reward pieces of shit like him with more money than many ppl will ever see in a lifetime.It pains me to watch scum bags like him flaunt his "cakn patna" image when I know many hard working ppl that would do many great things with that kind of wealth.Fukk him,I hope he dies slow!
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Shit if its really true he might have to play LB or something. LT will be out.

lol im sure he will just in a much nicer house than most of us....

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so I take it they are giving him instructions on dvd arent they?

He was eating the house...
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