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Mr. Laz 04-08-2010 10:29 AM

All the closet Jets fans around here need to grab your lube
 
Updated: April 8, 2010, 11:59 AM ET
Taylor, Jets meet for second day


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Would Taylor Play For Jets?

John Clayton goes Inside The Huddle with Brian Kenny and explains why long-time Dolphins star Jason Taylor might now be interested in playing for the New York Jets



A Jet All The Way?

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/columnists/graham_tim_m.jpgJason Taylor has played most of his career with the Dolphins. Will he join the Jets -- Miami's AFC East archrivals -- by the end of the day? It appears the Jets are keen to make that happen today, writes Tim Graham. Blog


FLORHAM PARK, N.J. -- Free agent linebacker Jason Taylor is meeting with the New York Jets for a second day as coach Rex Ryan tries to persuade the NFL's active sacks leader to join the top-ranked defense.
The six-time Pro Bowl pick is at the team's facility Thursday and has met a number of Jets players, who say Taylor would be a welcome addition. Taylor has spent 12 of his 13 seasons with the Miami Dolphins, including last year when he had seven sacks.
The 35-year-old Taylor would provide the Jets with a proven pass rusher.
Taylor has had a contentious relationship with Jets fans during his career, calling them ignorant and classless. Linebacker Calvin Pace believes the fans will put that aside if Taylor signs with New York.

Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press

LaChapelle 04-08-2010 10:40 AM

I have a feeling Ryan is going to be a bad joke in a couple years

JD10367 04-08-2010 10:43 AM

Why are they grabbing their lube? To prepare for a butt-reaming, or to prepare for some furious :whackit:?

Despits his age, if he's cheap I don't see the drawback to him. I wish the Pats would talk him into coming a little more north than the Meadowlands. He might not be a starter, but he'd probably be a fine fill-in a la Junior Seau.

Ming the Merciless 04-08-2010 10:45 AM

Butt Reaming TBH

Mr. Laz 04-08-2010 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6660446)
Why are they grabbing their lube? To prepare for a butt-reaming, or to prepare for some furious :whackit:?

Despits his age, if he's cheap I don't see the drawback to him. I wish the Pats would talk him into coming a little more north than the Meadowlands. He might not be a starter, but he'd probably be a fine fill-in a la Junior Seau.

they have been jacking off to gang green ever since they drafted sanchez last year.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4645/320yu2023l.gif

I just assume this would add more excitement to their stroking.

Frazod 04-08-2010 10:48 AM

Calling Jets fans ignorant and classless is like calling water wet.

Otter 04-08-2010 10:52 AM

Quote:

Free agent linebacker Jason Taylor
Thought he was a DE

Mr. Laz 04-08-2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6660457)
Thought he was a DE

DE in a 4-3 and a OLB in a 3-4

i believe he played in a 3-4 last so they refer to him as a OLB

Dylan 04-08-2010 11:40 AM

Laz -- too funny! LMAO

Hydrae 04-08-2010 11:43 AM

Taylor wants a career in Hollywood after football. He is just looking to be in the media mecca that is NY.

cardken 04-08-2010 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle (Post 6660440)
I have a feeling Ryan is going to be a bad joke in a couple years

Why is that? He has and is building a great defensive team. And the Offense, will come as long as Sanchez matures. He is a motivator and a hell of a young coach. (Young as new to teh Head Coach post).

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-08-2010 01:20 PM

Laz, are you really this ****ing reeruned in real-life?

Mr. Laz 04-08-2010 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YOUCANTKILLROR (Post 6660805)
Laz, are you really this ****ing reeruned in real-life?

ROR, are you really this big of a horse felching assbag in real-life?

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-08-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz (Post 6660808)
ROR, are you really this big of a horse felching assbag in real-life?

When need be...:)


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