Things you have thrown a used condom at/on?
 

Just trying to keep up

Mandatory "Your Mom" joke.

Predictable "Your Face" joke.

Jars of mayonnaise.

Now I know why this thread went un made

One time I railed this check on the balcony seating sections at Pancheros, which is a lovely mexican eatery in Iowa City. It was about 2:45 AM, and they were just getting ready to close. I was caught in the act by the mexican janitor. As we started to leave the janitor in broken english goes....you forget condom and threw down the stairs at us as he was very displeased. It ended up hitting the chick right in the face. It was awesome