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Broncos Fan, 22, Suffers Poisonous Spider Bite to the Genitals
Friday, May 14, 2010





Katipo Spider
A tourist is lucky to be alive after a deadly spider bit him on the penis.

The Colorado backpacker was attacked after skinny-dipping in New Zealand.

While he was swimming, a rare katipo spider crawled into the shorts he had left on the beach. When the man returned, he put them back on and fell asleep — but the trapped spider then nipped him on his manhood.

Within minutes, the spider's venom was causing him to have agonizing chest pains, a racing heart, high blood pressure and severe swelling to his penis.

His first thought was that with his penis swelling he needed to find an animal to have sex with, but he then realized it was swollen way larger than normal to almost 3 inches.

Dr. Nigel Harrison, who treated the 22-year-old at Dargaville Hospital, revealed the case in a report for the New Zealand Medical Journal.

"It was a rather nasty, ill-placed bite,” Harrison said. “The man woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite. He rapidly developed generalized muscle pains, fever, headache, photophobia (light sensitivity) and vomiting."

The unidentified man's condition "improved rapidly" after treatment with an anti-venom, but he was kept in the hospital for 16 days before being allowed to return to Colorado.

The katipo, a Maori word meaning "night-stinger,” is an endangered species in New Zealand.

The pea-sized spiders are related to the American Black Widow. Bites to humans are rare, but two fatalities were recorded in the 1800s.

OUCH!!

Cudda been a kinky vampire. If he starts biting other penises we'll know for sure - stay away from that guy!

Now New Zealand has an outbreak of spiders with ass AIDS

LMAO No doubt!

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I went ahead and covered most of them.

Now what the hell does that mean ?