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Lzen 06-15-2010 02:19 PM

Ok, which one of you guys......
 
Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods


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The Associated Press <!-- <MCC BYLINE1>The Associated Press</MCC BYLINE1> --> <table style="display: none;" class="photo_table" id="mdw_ap_photo_table" align="right" width="200"> <tbody><tr> <td> <script type="text/javascript"> try { loadApVideo(); } catch(error) { var d = document.getElementById('mdw_ap_photo_table'); if (d) { d.style.display = 'none'; } } </script> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <!-- <MCC DIGEST>LEWISTON, N.Y. — Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.</MCC DIGEST> --> <!-- <MCC STORY> --> LEWISTON, N.Y. — Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.
Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.
Police said both men were highly intoxicated.
Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released.
Neither man was charged.

ClevelandBronco 06-15-2010 02:22 PM

I'll suggest this at church this weekend and report the results.

Dante84 06-15-2010 02:22 PM

2 Canadians 1 Festival?

Donger 06-15-2010 02:24 PM

I'm not Canadian, so I've got an alibi.

Lzen 06-15-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 6822926)
I'll suggest this at church this weekend and report the results.

Must have been a Catholic church.

LetsSignRussell 06-15-2010 02:31 PM

twas me

Donger 06-15-2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 6822946)
Must have been a Catholic church.

I think the males were of legal age, though.

Rausch 06-15-2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 6822916)
LEWISTON, N.Y. — Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud.

"What THE **** Turtle!?!"

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Phobia 06-15-2010 02:35 PM

Was it mud mud or butt mud?

blaise 06-15-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6822960)
Was it mud mud or butt mud?

Later they took Molson Golden showers.

tooge 06-15-2010 02:39 PM

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this guy? I've always wanted to try this

seclark 06-15-2010 02:39 PM

mud keeps the dog-pecker gnats from swarming.
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Rain Man 06-15-2010 05:24 PM

drunk, naked with another guy, mud-covered, and lost in the woods is no way to go through life.
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bevischief 06-15-2010 06:35 PM

Brokeback Mountain 2...

FAX 06-15-2010 08:52 PM

Reading between the lines, it looks like these guys had the misfortune of encountering one of those badass Canadian Rastafarian Predator dude guys. They made it out alive, so smart thinking on their part.

Predators cannot see you with their crazy red vision when you make like a mudman.

FAX


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