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Police: Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants During Traffic Stop

ELYRIA, Ohio -- It was a sobering moment for an Elyria mother when police arrested her on a DUI charge last Friday afternoon.

Officers said 46-year-old Wendy Phillips was driving drunk with her 4-year-old daughter in the backseat.

Elyria police stopped Phillips about a block away from the police station Friday, June 4.

She pulled out in front of a cruiser and drove off the side of the road, almost hitting a stop sign police said.

Officers said she threw out a bottle as officers approached her vehicle. Police said it was a vodka bottle. Oddly enough, the bottle broke in the Courthouse driveway.

Officers said Phillips was unable to stand safely on her own when pulled over.

Apparently, being pulled over literally scared the crap out of Phillips.

"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn," she told officers.

Phillips was charged with DUI, child endangering and reasonable control.

Phillips has a previous drunk driving charge as well.


ROFL Damn cream corn...

nasty...
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I hate it when that happens.

i'm just saying that 46 years old, drunk, driving w/a kid, and a pants load of shit is not very flattering. and to top it off, she's a f@cking litterbug!
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Vodka can certainly be a laxative.

I know that bitch is a mess.

cops probably punched her in the mouth.
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MILF? I mean we know she puts out..and she's a drinker. Sign me up.

I dont eat corn for nutrition. I use it for a "marker"

That's hawt.
If you're into German Scat....
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drunk driving and litterbugging
shit pants in ohio
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they don't call them the browns for nothin

She was grieving over the Jesus statue.
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she was celebrating nebraska to the big 10 and ate too much corn

Corn. Enjoy it a second time...