flatulence, I got it
 

attempt at parody thread

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"flatulance, I has it"

you're dumb. get it right, mook.

You dun goofed.

I remember watching Howard Stern a few years back. They had this guy on there that could fart anytime they wanted him to and then some.

One day they had the reverand Jesse Jackson in the waiting room before he went on. They rigged it where the tv didn't work. The fart guy acted like he was the repair dude to fix it. Whilst he was working on it, he was a chorus of farts, relentlesly and without mercy just farting away. With Jesse Jackson looking on just a few feet away, that was hilarious.

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!! YOU'VE BEEN BACKTRACED!!!!

Does the "flat" part come from the note

flatus is Latin for sharply blowing wind. Similar in origin to flare.

Brian has a secret skill!
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