Jesus Christ to buy the Royals?
 

Now that Jesus Christ has failed in his attempt to thwart gay marriage in California, what are the chances of him trying to buy the Royals? It's actually a very attractive deal for both the fans and JC. With one of the highest rated farm systems, this team could be good for a while. Add in some extra Godly powers that Christ would be prepared to unleash and this team could be really exciting in 2011/2012.

I would love Christ as an owner. Without an owner that cares like Christ can we really stick with the White Sox spending, the Twins extra stadium revenue, and the Indians? I guess the only downside could be the possibility of Christ sacrificing the team to save baseball, much as he sacrificed himself to save mankind.

The Royals have a ton of avid fans despite the many losing seasons and Jesus Christ has a ton of avid fans despite dying almost 2000 years ago. What would KC be like if they start winning 90 games a year?

....what?

I don't think so. I've heard he's making a strong push to go after the Angels.........

....what?

Figures.... :harumph:

No no no...it's the Dodgers

Conflict of interest considering the KC/Denver rivalry in football.

Tebow is buying the Royals?

"Royals owner Jesus Christ walks across outfield fountains during 7th inning stretch. Royals go on to lose by 3"

How can we encourage Jesus to make a bid?

Discus.

Javelin.

Pole Vault
(TWSS)

Chris Carpenter is Jesus fav

This may go down as the worst post in the history of msg boards, not just CP alone.