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dirk digler 01-07-2011 08:22 AM

Man gives ex sex toy rigged with a bomb
 
LMAO LMAO People are crazy...

Sex Toy Rigged With Bomb Is World's Worst Christmas Present


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Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minn. was arrested for allegedly giving his ex-girlfriend a sex toy for a Christmas present. Not just any sex toy, though! This one was rigged with a bomb.

In a nutshell, Lester's alleged plan was to trick his ex into opening a box labeled "Christmas presents" that he'd left behind when he was evicted from their apartment. Inside the box was a sex toy that had "been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port." Lester apparently believed that he could pull some kind of "trigger" and by doing so "blow them up." Huh.

Lester apparently had, in the words of WCCO, two other women "he had previously been involved with where the relationship ended poorly," and material for two other dildo-bombs. But what points his murder-revenge plot wins for originality, it loses for total incompetence. For one thing, his incendiary device was "missing a key starting element." For another thing, no ex-girlfriend in her right mind would accept a sex toy as a Christmas gift. (Also, Lester seems to have told a lot of people about his plan, which is understandable, given how visionary it was, but not a good idea if he wanted to get away with it.)

Bwana 01-07-2011 08:26 AM

Sweet mullet bro!

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Toadkiller 01-07-2011 08:28 AM

Jared's brother

seclark 01-07-2011 08:28 AM

man, there's pussy all over the place.
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Old Dog 01-07-2011 08:32 AM

guess I was wrong.....I only THOUGHT I had heard it all

blaise 01-07-2011 08:32 AM

He wanted to shoot a load in her.

dirk digler 01-07-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7328031)
guess I was wrong.....I only THOUGHT I had heard it all

Me too LMAO ****ing people are nuts.

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-07-2011 08:34 AM

Awesome !

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-07-2011 08:35 AM

If she'd stuck it in her ass he could have literally blown her shit away !

Art Vader 01-07-2011 08:36 AM

pussy poppin'

Graystoke 01-07-2011 08:55 AM

Beware of "High Vib"

threebag 01-07-2011 09:02 AM

Seeing him, I bet nobody would take a shot at her

kepp 01-07-2011 09:09 AM

Should've rigged it with antifreeze goo.

pr_capone 01-07-2011 09:55 AM

The explosives expert from Tropic Thunder sure has fallen a long way.

Baby Lee 01-07-2011 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 7328147)
The explosives expert from Tropic Thunder sure has fallen a long way.

I was going to make a Kenny Effing Powers crack, and this just makes it superfluous!! ROFL ROFL


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