Women's Football
 

I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk. :evil:

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

:eek: Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel? LMAO

Roller derby.

No ****ing way I'm clicking on that link.

Best you could do is try, and you might enjoy pounding one girl and in return getting pounded by two on the field. Plus, if you walk away from the beating at the end, you'll probably realize that it wasn't so bad.

LMAO Chicken?

There's always the LFL.... Thats not as much ass kicked as it is kick ass...

http://www.lflus.com/

Pawnmower can your 1/2 back or split end

This is the league I picture TheGuardian going for MVP in. And failing.

Actually, I played quite a bit of sandlot football when I was younger, (of course I was the only girl playing). If I was in the same shape I was in back then, I wouldn't even hesitate to at least try out.

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/images/P1013963.jpg

You don't think this gal can QB you to victory?

Her>Matt Cassel

Abby needs more carries.

Meh. I don't know. How does she throw w/o her 'girls' getting in the way?

I can't come up with a valid argument.

The Lingerie Bowl is tomorrow?

What a coincidence!


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