Old Lady Gives Birth to Grandchild
 

Almost 39 weeks ago, Kristine Casey set out on an unusual journey to help her daughter and answer a spiritual calling.

Her goal was achieved late Wednesday when she gave birth to her own grandson at age 61.

Casey, possibly the oldest women to give birth in Illinois, served as a surrogate for her daughter, Sara Connell, who had been trying for years to have a baby. Connell and her husband, Bill, are the biological parents of the child Casey carried, which grew from an embryo created from the Chicago couple's egg and sperm.

Crying and praying, Connell and her mother held hands as Finnean Lee Connell was delivered by cesarean section at 9:47 p.m.

Creepy.

Hot.

No way. Even if I was close to my mom.
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Awesome.

Sara Connell?I'll be back!
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I don't know the outcome of the case but there was a woman here in Austin who's son was killed during a robbery downtown who was suing to get his sperm while he was still in a coma so she could have his child.

Strange world we live in.

Is this the Raider board?

Legendary

"I'm My Own Grandpa".

(Note: I would've put the lyrics here, but for some ****ing reason, every lyric website I go to doesn't allow you to CTL-C the lyrics. What the ****?!? When did song lyrics become like ****ing gold, that you can't copy them off the page? You can find porn, drugs, and all sorts of things on the Internet, but you can't copy a ****ing written song lyric? Rot in hell, mother****ers.)

I bet the doctor was holding back his gag reflex.

I bet they had a 3some at first to see if they could do it the old fashioned way.
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ROFL

First website I went to let me...

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

WTF