All the threads today are Stupid
 

I guess I am going to have to supply my own awesome.

You're living with DaKC?

If you run out let me know. I have been amassing awesome for years in just for 2012 but have plenty to spare. You will have to arrange shipping though.

Where's the MS paint?

Should I bump some teedubya threads to fill the void?

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Has anyone tried a Mark Castle sucks post? Ever?

I just love it when you get down verbally.

Completely circumstantial, no evidence.

Have you been arranging lifeline for that stroke it appears you're currently having?...

Alright the first tip is to sit below any kind of TV at a bar. Like the ones against the wall. Then when chicks check out the TV you have an opening like " I saw you staring at me all night" when they say they were looking at the tv order a plate of hot ass nachos and proceed to show how you awesome you are. This is where bringing your 8th grade 3rd place BMX trophy to the bar really comes in handy.

When I saw the thread title, before I read the OP, I was going to suggest you got it wrong.

All the threads this offseason have been stupid.

This is like Cambodia offering to solve America's oil needs...

When you go to any store make sure you check out the price of meat, it may be cheap, there is this feeling of emptyness I feel when I walk out of the store without any kind of meat, meat guilt. You know what its like to not have any meat in your arms when you walk out? It is horrible.

There aren't enough polls! We need more worthless polls!