Haley and Pioli: A History of Getting Their Asses Kicked
 

Yep, these guys have a penchant for getting dominated. Let's review:

2009

Ravens 38, Chiefs 24 - A "close game," but the Chiefs get outgained 501-188. Total domination by the Ravens.

Eagles 34, Chiefs 14 - Outgained 420-196. Cassel has a 124.5 QB rating, cus he's awesome.

Giants 27, Chiefs 16 - The Chiefs score two garbage time TDs that makes the score appear closer than it really was. 429-212.

Chargers 37, Chiefs 7 - Pitiful. 403-203.

Chargers 43, Chiefs 13 - Disgusting. 426-284.

Broncos 44, Chiefs 13 - Appalling. 413-222.


2010

Broncos 49, Chiefs 29 - Suddenly, smart fans realize Pioli and Haley are huge frauds.

Chargers 31, Chiefs 0 - 426-67. Brodie Croyle, you say? I say, look at the first game of 2009. No excuses for this.

Raiders 31, Chiefs 10 - 344-201

Ravens 30, Chiefs 7 - Hey, look! 32 games into the Pioli era and the Chiefs are still getting their asses kicked by the Baltimore Ravens! 390-161.


2011

Bills 41, Chiefs 7 - 364-213

Lions 48, Chiefs 3 - 411-267

Dolphins 31, Chiefs 3 - 351-343. I didn't even realize it was possible to match an opponent yard for yard and lose by 28 with NO TURNOVERS.


Summary:

Haley is 18-23 counting the 2010 Baltimore Ravens playoff scrimmage. In 13 of his 23 losses the team has been outright dominated. And THE MAJORITY of those blowouts have come in the last two years when the Chiefs were supposedly "getting better."

Seven of those losses have come at home, meaning that at least twice a year, Arrowhead Stadium season ticket holders can count on witnessing a complete embarrassment. That's 25% of their gameday experiences for the year. One quarter of the time, Haley and Pioli embarrass Arrowhead Stadium.

Future potential blowouts:

@ New England
Pittsburgh
@Chicago
@New York
Green Bay
Oakland

dumb stat clay

2009 - Matt Cassel
2010 - Matt Cassel
2011 - Matt Cassel
2012??? - Matt Cassel

F MY LIFE

What in the blue hell do you have going on in your avatar now? I think I'm going to have to adblock that thing before it induces a seizure.

You took away the gifs
no one cares anymore

Pioli letting Haley get Pandergast still stings my heart.

Until we get a competent qb it really doesn't matter to me who these guys draft/bring in to "rebuild".

The 2010 Panthers were 2-14, drafted a qb, likely have less talent than we have (although they are talented) and are coached by a first year coach. Think we would beat them right now?

We are 3 years into this regime. When they came in the roster was pretty void of talent. The talent that was here was either old or very young in it's first or second year. I'll give them that it takes time to build up a roster but I can't excuse them from forgetting about the most important position on the field.

We are a very young team right now and are actually when healthy pretty solid 1-21. It's like Hamas said we just aren't talented enough on the back side to take on the injuries we had this year.

Whether it's right or wrong I think the injuries get Haley a pass this year, along with the way the team fought back to get back to 500.

Dang, dude. That took a lot of effort ... for not much impact. I have an idea. Maybe you could start dedicating some of your time and energy to a charity.

By the way, how's LJ these days?

FAX

When's the last time you actually went to a Chiefs game?

It's been awhile.

I'll go again soon, though.

FAX

you're bipolar.

film at 11.

Choose carefully. You have a 1 in 4 of chance of witnessing the Chiefs getting their asses kicked.

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Not to worry, I hear Jeff Fisher's taking over any day now.

That would be the final nail in Pioli's coffin.