For anyone interested in a dried up old skank...
 

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Demi Moore is ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, the 49-year-old actress told The Associated Press on Thursday.

Carry on.

LMAO

Really!?!?!?

I thought they would be together FOREVER! I wonder if Bruce is gonna try and get back in that dried up old birth canal.

Yet another celebrity marriage ends. I'm shocked.

She was upset with all the gay pitches he was doing for Two and a Half Men.

"Ashton, if you love penis so much, then go be with penis! I'm leaving!"

I'll take her for a spin

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She's impressive for a 50-year-old lady person.

Her PS (whoever he or she is) is nails, too. She's a testimony to what a good diet, exercise, and medical science can accomplish.

Speaking of plastic surgery, I ran across a before and after photo of that girl who played the under-cover Avenger chick in that movie with the guy who had the role of the super smart detective in that movie with the guy who played the vampire-fighting priest and the guy who was the guy who was in that movie where he had all that trouble with those snakes on the airplane. It's amazing how effective her nose job was in terms of dramatically improving her appearance.

FAX

Wait a minute. That guy wasn't the guy who played the vampire-fighting priest in that movie. I was wrong about that.

It was the guy who played the rich guy in that movie where he was dating the girl who was in the movie with the under-cover Avenger chick and got killed by the guy who played the Texan guy who got killed in that movie with the guy who was in the movie with the girl who was in the movie with the girl who played the under-cover Avenger chick.

FAX

I'd hit it.

Two times.

Sloppy seconds!!

Eskimo brothers with Bruce and Ashton FTW!

I've done worse.

Yeah, yeah. I remember her. She was also in that one movie.

I'd Drag my balls 2 miles thru broken glass just to lick her ass.

Of course since I've been with the same woman since 1985 I'd pretty much drag my balls a mile or 2 thru broken glass for just about any strange thats easy on the eyes.

And yes 15 yrs ago she was less of a dried up old skank than she is today..still..