Madonna SuperBowl Halftime Show?
 

Meh

Oh God, no.

I like how they had to have the OFFICIAL announcement even though it was already known.

Like a virgin is a metaphor for big dicks

She's still alive?

Journey must have been booked that weekend.

Is Madonna a "classic artist" now?

I bet Tebow's behind this.

Oh, wait. Which Madonna?

will she at least make out with another girl?

Actually, that's a really good thought. There's an outside chance that this could be the best halftime show ever.

Yeah, but it's going to be a middle aged, frumpy Brittney Spears so...


Hmm. I'd still watch that.

It's a solid choice. She's 60, no one wants to see her anything.

How about some really good college marching bands?

Pee Wee Championship Game would be cool but it's too late in the school year.

halftime is the time the guys get something to snack on take a leak. Girls watch the halftime show. win win.