INSURGENT!!!!! MY GRANDMA JOINED AL-QAEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I haven't spoken to my Grandma since last night. I can only assume that in the interim she joined al-Qaeda or some other terrorist organization. Please send any prayers or good thoughts as I deal with this awful situation. Thanks.

I bet your grandma just got really into watching Matlock reruns and forgot to answer the phone.

She went to a rave with her Shia boyfriend. No need to worry. She'll be back in about 40 hours, or after the extasy wears off.

Well, Al-Queda sends her thank you cards for gifts and calls her on her birthday.

O.K. the first thing to do is don't kill urself. Now how do you want her to die? Would you prefer to get a virus elsewhere and wait till an ad on chiefsplanet flips its switch. Or a Mossberg Military 500...

I'll be right back.

I'm going to start an mom/terrorist/missing/suicide thread.

You can’t really blame her, with the beard she grew she probably fit right in.

Which is obviously more than can be said for you, slacker of a son!

DETERGENT!!!!! MY CLOTHES ARE CLEAN AND SMELL LIKE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!

THat would have been a good thread to start

Sheriff's office is on their way.

whats ur home phone # buddy..?

877 CASH NOW

I hope you get antifreeze-infused genital warts. I now have that damn song stuck in my head.

here's a change for you:

867-5309


Thank Jenny