My interaction with a porn star
 

Section 305 row 30.

Dude was having sex in the stands and I told him to pull that shit out. The guy and like 7 of his girls took serious offense and we got to jawing at one another. The one closest to me kept saying "mind your own business ****a" while another said that I needed to shut my mouth or he would do it for me and asked if I was the porn police. The guy screwing started talking shit trying to be all hard in front of his girls saying he we gonna eat out of her ass.

I invited them to do something bout it but they didn't accept. I screw at the games but it takes a serious prick to do it in the stands. If the ****wits who I had this interaction with read this board.. **** you. Bitch ass wannabe bangers because i'd screwed all of your girls anyway.

PS. I'm so ****ing over it isn't funny.

You should have thrown a slipper at him.

sounds like i missed a bunch in section 305, not that i ever cared

Parody threads make me want to punch a kitten in the face.

nice try though but you already missed out on the mockery thread

Weaksauce nut

had a craving for a meat-pop girthsicle?

I like to whip a good pussy every now and then.

Sorry about that nut. Hey, you gotta see me pump lumpy. Hope you enjoyed.
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i'd buy that for a dollar!!!!


/too soon?

64 puppies and Santa Claus were buthered because of this thread. I hope you're happy.

You're both over 30... that shits not hot.

Or so I'm told.


LMAO

Oh, it's hot. We are very youthful-looking.
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Yeah well I don't look 42.


That's all I got.