Best Way for Revenge!
 

Some may think this is childish.......and well, it is.

Anyway, my EX girlfriend, who is 24, is now dating a 38 year old. This is the dude she left me for. Anywho, she contacts me yesterday and wants to have DINNER as "friends" tonight so she can see me and just talk. She doesn't want it to be a date, but just friends.

Anyway, I suggest going to the Mavericks game after dinner and she doesn't want to go watch boring hockey.

Well......since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat, there ain't NO WAY IN HELL I will see this girl for dinner (I mean....honestly). So, I am going to go to the hockey game with my friend.

But.....what's the best course for revenge here?

Do I....

A. Lead her on for dinner all day, and then 20 minutes before hand, tell her plans have changed?

B. Not answer any calls/texts?

C. ???????

This.

Seconded.

Lead her on.

Thirded.

Grow up and move on...why play games? Are you in high school?

This is actually my favorite method so far.....

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Go over to her house, slap her in the face and punch and kick him until he has to go to the hospital. Once that's done make sure you wait until the police arrive moronically admit guilt and enjoy the trip to the station and the ensuing slumber party. Upon release make sure mommy removes your cute mug shot of the web then speed home to post/brag about it on CP. Just a thought.

Meh, be the bigger person and tell her to eat shit. She probably just wants to clear her conscious an apologize. Let her feel like shit forever. That would be the best revenge.
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in all seriousness, the best revenge is to be very polite and tell her,"unfortunately I already have plans." the beauty of it is that it works best for you too since you won't see her again. time to move on, dude.

This too.

And realistically, she'll "cancel" on me due to an illness before I have the chance to do any of these.......:sadface:

or forward her texts to her new man.

"since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat"

Why would you even want to see her after this? Obviously you do or you wouldn't have suggested going to the Mavericks game afterward. Why does she want to see you? Rub it in about how well her life is going now or does she want you back? Are you hoping for the latter?

Don't talk to her ever again. The sooner the better. Nothing good will ever come from it.