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gblowfish 09-12-2012 10:57 AM

Florida Sex Crimes Continue to Make Headlines!
 
What a looker! She looks like Luke Hocheaver in drag!

http://i47.tinypic.com/a0fbs.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/8n784zl

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, was arrested on a charge of armed robbery.
A Florida woman has been charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, met the victim, whose name has not been released, when she and a friend visited a pub in Port Charlotte on Sept. 3, WINK reports.

Later that night, the two women went with the man to a private residence, according to authorities. Linscott's friend and the victim reportedly had sex, then the two women left.

The man says Linscott's friend had said she needed money, so he gave her $120. Later that night, he called the friend's cell phone and they planned to meet up at a convenience store. When he arrived at the store, though, only Linscott was there.

Linscott told him her friend had abandoned her. Then, he says, he and Linscott got into his car, where she started having sex with him as he drove.
He told police that Linscott then asked for cash, and when he said he had already given all of his money to her friend, she held a revolver up to his head. He says he punched her in the face so that she would let go of the weapon, according to WTSP.

The man lost control of the vehicle and crashed into a palm tree. His car went flying through the air, Fox 4, reports, then skidded across two front yards.

Linscott took off, but was later arrested and is being held without bond.

TheGuardian 09-12-2012 11:07 AM

HAWWWT!

Predarat 09-12-2012 11:30 AM

Its funny, if you put your hand and cover one side of the pic, she kind of looks like a normal regular blah kind of girl, if you do the same to the other side, she looks like a crazy zombie that wants to kill you to death.

T-post Tom 09-12-2012 11:57 AM

Sure to be the inspiration for "Monster II".

Mike in SW-MO 09-12-2012 12:09 PM

Wait! You mean consorting with prostitutes can lead to bad things happening?

Who'da thunkit?

listopencil 09-12-2012 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 8904109)
Its funny, if you put your hand and cover one side of the pic, she kind of looks like a normal regular blah kind of girl, if you do the same to the other side, she looks like a crazy zombie that wants to kill you to death.

Yup

tooge 09-12-2012 01:22 PM

she needs to be turned into food for the fat people farm

scho63 09-12-2012 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 8904001)
What a looker! She looks like Luke Hocheaver in drag!

http://i47.tinypic.com/a0fbs.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/8n784zl

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, was arrested on a charge of armed robbery.
A Florida woman has been charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Amanda Jean Linscott, 26, met the victim, whose name has not been released, when she and a friend visited a pub in Port Charlotte on Sept. 3, WINK reports.

Later that night, the two women went with the man to a private residence, according to authorities. Linscott's friend and the victim reportedly had sex, then the two women left.

The man says Linscott's friend had said she needed money, so he gave her $120. Later that night, he called the friend's cell phone and they planned to meet up at a convenience store. When he arrived at the store, though, only Linscott was there.

Linscott told him her friend had abandoned her. Then, he says, he and Linscott got into his car, where she started having sex with him as he drove.
He told police that Linscott then asked for cash, and when he said he had already given all of his money to her friend, she held a revolver up to his head. He says he punched her in the face so that she would let go of the weapon, according to WTSP.

The man lost control of the vehicle and crashed into a palm tree. His car went flying through the air, Fox 4, reports, then skidded across two front yards.

Linscott took off, but was later arrested and is being held without bond.

ROFL

Only in Florida! Sounds more like the guy paid a prostitute and they turned on him. Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction!

Titty Meat 09-12-2012 04:47 PM

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FlaChief58 09-12-2012 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 8904813)
ROFL

Only in Florida! Sounds more like the guy paid a prostitute and they turned on him. Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction!

Yeah, cause nothing odd EVER happens in vaginia

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887...-stabbing-goat

scho63 09-12-2012 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 8905060)
Yeah, cause nothing odd EVER happens in vaginia

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42887887...-stabbing-goat

HEY This is WEST Virginia. This proves my point about Floridians, you don't even know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia!

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ChiefGator 09-12-2012 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 8905108)
HEY This is WEST Virginia. This proves my point about Floridians, you don't even know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia!

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Actually, he called it Vaginia, not Virginia. (Was that on purpose.. if so never heard that before).

And that chick was still the best lay I ever had... I just lament the loss my Pinto. At least it took out some annoying bitches' yards.

FlaChief58 09-12-2012 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 8905108)
HEY This is WEST Virginia. This proves my point about Floridians, you don't even know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia!

%(/

Meh, north/south /east /west vaginia. It's all pink inside

FlaChief58 09-12-2012 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefGator (Post 8905118)
Actually, he called it Vaginia, not Virginia. (Was that on purpose.. if so never heard that before).

And that chick was still the best lay I ever had... I just lament the loss my Pinto. At least it took out some annoying bitches' yards.

It was on purpose

scho63 09-12-2012 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 8905126)
Meh, north/south /east /west vaginia. It's all pink inside

Now that is the truth! :thumb:

Unless she is about 60 and then it looks like well done roast beef.....


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