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RealSNR 10-14-2012 09:37 PM

For those fans still too squeamish to root for this team to lose...
 
Pioli, Cassel, and their shitty ****ing Parcells-connection friends are a network of cancerous cells that is destroying this franchise. They are infecting this franchise with cancer. And if we don't get treatment for this cancer, the team will wither away into nothing.

We need chemotherapy. We need to pump the franchise's body with harmful chemicals that will make the franchise sick, but it will kill the cancer.

The Chiefs are going through loss therapy. And we need more.

We as fans are the family of this franchise. We love it. We'd do anything for it. And we want a future with this franchise. And we're the ones who should be supportive of this franchise as it goes through loss therapy.

Too many fans here are still too squeamish about the treatment. It hurts our loved ones, and thus it hurts us. It basically takes away the franchise's lifestyle for an entire year. It prevents the franchise from having fun and living life the way it wants to.

But it HAS to happen. The franchise must live. It needs losses. It needs to kill off Pioli, Cassel, and all the Patriot Way cronies.

For those fans who still want wins, I'm speaking to you as a brother/father/nephew/uncle/whatever. A family member. Be strong. Be brave. And encourage the treatment. Be happy and grateful once the treatment ends.

If the Chiefs get all the losses they need, Pioli will be gone. We'll have the #1 pick. And a new QB, and a new attitude. We'll get stronger. And soon we'll be back on top of the NFL, better and fitter than ever before.

Join me. Root for losses.

notorious 10-14-2012 09:38 PM

Antifreeze treatment.




Make it a double.

qabbaan 10-14-2012 09:39 PM

k

In58men 10-14-2012 09:40 PM

Bath salts it's what's for dinner.

RealSNR 10-14-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qabbaan (Post 9014847)
k

So the team can count on your support, then?

The Bad Guy 10-14-2012 09:45 PM

You're spinning your wheels. Some fans would rather have 6-7 wins this year for the instant satisfaction than be in position to have one of the top 3 picks in the draft.

When your HC says he doesn't understand the problems, why are you rooting for wins?

teedubya 10-14-2012 09:45 PM

Please don't make Inmem58 do another parody song

WV 10-14-2012 09:48 PM

I'm leaning towards rooting to lose. Apathy can only get us so far and Geno is the goal!

Phobia 10-14-2012 09:51 PM

It could be me. I decided to root for the Texans tonight and look what happened.

tredadda 10-14-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 9014866)
You're spinning your wheels. Some fans would rather have 6-7 wins this year for the instant satisfaction than be in position to have one of the top 3 picks in the draft.

When your HC says he doesn't understand the problems, why are you rooting for wins?

This is last year redux, except there is no Luck and RGIII this year. Hopefully Geno Smith is as close to them as many think he is.

Bugeater 10-14-2012 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9014897)
It could be me. I decided to root for the Texans tonight and look what happened.

You keep rooting for the Chiefs. Everyone else needs to listen to SNR.

The Bad Guy 10-14-2012 09:53 PM

Yeah, that's sickening that the year we finally look like we are the worst team in the league, the top QB's aren't as polished as Luck or Griffin.

I love Geno, don't get me wrong, but if this was the year Luck came out and we had the top pick, I wouldn't sleep for the entire month of April.

Chiefs Pantalones 10-14-2012 09:53 PM

I don't think it matters now. Baring a miracle, there will be a house cleaning at the end of the season.

Imon Yourside 10-14-2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9014904)
I don't think it matters now. Baring a miracle, there will be a house cleaning at the end of the season.

We had best not be Baring any miracles this year, unless it involves sending Pioli Packing prior to the end of the season.

Direckshun 10-14-2012 09:57 PM

Chiefsplanet isn't chemotherapy.

It's lupus.

It's an overreaction to the shitfest that's before our eyes.


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