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gblowfish 10-23-2012 11:50 AM

More Florida News You Can Use!
 
Nads rash keeps Florida man out of jail, shows his nutsack to arresting officer!


http://tinyurl.com/9adkras

Kids, don't try this at home.

A Florida man was able to get out of a potential arrest by flashing his genitals at a police officer, TC Palm reports.

Law enforcement officials in Port St. Lucie received a complaint at around 7:15 p.m. on Oct. 16 from a woman who suspected a man was masturbating in his car while sitting in a CVS parking lot.

The woman had not seen the unidentified man's genitals, but noticed he was making an "up and down motion in the area of his crotch," according to a police report obtained by TC Palm.

By the time police arrived, the suspect had gone into the CVS, and a responding officer approached him as he exited the store. The officer asked the man to "think about what he did in the parking lot … that would have brought attention to himself," the report states.

The suspect responded that he had gotten "the urge to scratch his testicles" because of a rash he had.

He then asked if he could show someone his rash just to prove he was telling the truth. Apparently police agreed, because the suspect "presented his testicles" to an officer, who "verified that [he] did have a rash."

Authorities determined there was no proof that the man was performing lewd acts in public, and he was let go with no charges.

bench_pioli 10-23-2012 11:52 AM

penis envy

bevischief 10-23-2012 11:54 AM

He had blue balls.

Rausch 10-23-2012 11:57 AM

Try that in missouri and you're a sex offender...

BigMeatballDave 10-23-2012 11:57 AM

Cool.

In a couple weeks I'll be able to see this stuff first hand...

BlackHelicopters 10-23-2012 12:05 PM

The infamous rash defense. Brilliant.

Old Dog 10-23-2012 12:12 PM

Florida.....just nuts

raybec 4 10-23-2012 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9042798)
Cool.

In a couple weeks I'll be able to see this stuff first hand...

You think he'll show you his nuts?


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