****The Official "Oh Noez, it's the Apocalypse!" Thread. (With Poll!)****
 

This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

I'm booked at the holiday inn apocalypse night so my first day of the end of the world should be swell.

Enjoy the rape!

I'm just going to head over to your place.

Beer and ribs... Bring them.

i'm thinkin i'm gonna pick up a 12-pack tomorrow.
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If the Mayans were right all that shit won't help you.

I will just take a little gas concoction that I have and put you down and take your shit.:D

What's the weather supposed to be like for the Apocalypse? Is it going to be nice enough to fire up the smoker?

I'm hittin the midland for twisted xmas like **** the world lets party.

12 weapons in my arsenal, and I plan on going all Vietnamese up in here. Eating dogs, cats, snakes, and anything and everything that crawls.

have guns... will eat.

Sheeeit. What problem can't be solved with a ****ing 12 gauge and some Sterno?

I figure if its nice enough for you to travel, we can smoke ribs and drink beer.

AR15
.308 Win
12 gauge
.45
.40
.38
.22
Mucho ammo

22 acres in SC with a pond, 800sqft cabin that is solar powered with a compost toilet, surrounded by thousands of acres of trees owned by Westvaco (no neighbors to speak of within 2 miles).