bowener |
01-04-2013 01:05 PM |
I was just thinking of the awful movie Batman and Robin, specifically the scene where Two Face and the Riddler drop some female love interest and Robin down that pit and Batman is supposed to choose one. In my mind Clark is Batman, Robin is The Mustache, and the woman is Pioli, who BatClark lets plummet to her death.
The scene from the Dark Knight also works where, once again, Pioli is that dog faced bag of a lady that gets blown to shit, while BatClark chooses somebody else.
And then I started thinking of the old Batman show where Bats is running around trying to dispose of the comically large bomb. I think that must be how Clark felt trying to get rid of Pioli. He wanted to as soon as possible, but just quite couldn't figure out how.
In short, Clark is the mother ****ing Batman, and Pioli is an ugly woman.
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