It's Chiefs planet Poetry jam-Dammit
 

OK. Here is the premise of this thread.

I will begin with a 1-3 word phrase.
The poets(or pooets) of CP are challenged to compose a styling of their choice(Haiku, limerick, sonnet etc...) using either that phrase in their contribution or as the theme of it. Each series will last 1-2 days to allow contributors time to do their magic.

Once I choose a winner of the initial submissions, the winner will select the next 1-3 word phrase.


Go.


The first phrase subject is:
Hairy Nipple

Is this what you do in Iowa...?

mose this, jesus that, abraham hit me with a wiffleball bat. errerrerrrerrerrrerrrerrntt

Oh, hairy nipple
why must you be so?
I do not like my women hairy
on their chest nor down below.

I would love to taste
of your womanly teet,
but I fear that I may
get a pube in my teeth.

A bare-skinned nipple,
is a thing so grand.
But with you I feel as though
I'm licking a man.

Please shave your chest
so the show can go on.
If not I can do
my own thing in the John.

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue.
Knowmo has hairy nipples,
and he's a bet welching piece of shit.

Free Love and Anti-freeze.

Guyku, bitches.
http://hmhbooks.com/guyku/

The answer to your question
is that in Iowa, we're awesome
if you're screwing up my thread,
I'll twist your hairy nipple
and smack rape you until your bottom,
feels like a prolapsed liver, onion blossom

The NFL owners and competition committee are a bunch of gutless pussies who are killing their own cash cow.

The end.

Fear and Loathing.

There once was a girl from out west
Whose nipples were follically blessed.
She said, 'I know it looks funny,
but it saves me some money.
I grow free dental floss on my chest.'

Fax will be proud

Oh, well damn, if we're going to do limericks...

"There once was a fellow named Sutter,
Who had a most terrible Stutter.
He ordered some H-Ham,
and some Juh-juh-juh Jam,
And some buh buh buh...
buh buh buh butter!"

"There once was a Senator from Mass,
Who was trollin' around for some ass;
He lucked out and found it,
He f***ed up and drowned it,
And THAT was the end of HIS ass!"

"There once was a fellow named Manny,
Who stuck his long d*** up his fanny.
What's he shouting about?
He can't get it out!
He can't s**t, he can't piss...it's uncanny!"

Haiku;

Hair on your nipples?
It is better than zit tits,
or psoriasis.

Also Haiku;

To gain her favor -
I shaved my hairy nipples
Emasculated.