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petegz28 05-17-2013 08:36 PM

When it's time to turn in your Man Card
 
Ok, so I am at the gym doing some Iso-Lat Rows. I am facing out the window overlooking the tanning salon. Normally this is a nice view given all the female hotness you see walking in.

So I see this guy pull up on a Harley type bike, complete with bedroll. I'm think surely this dude is here to pick up his woman, when I see him get off the bike, open up what I thought was a bedroll but turned out to be some kind of storage box and pulls out his bottle of tanning oil, and then proceeds to go in and get his tan on.


:facepalm:

Buehler445 05-17-2013 08:40 PM

That would be an appropriate time.

Hammock Parties 05-17-2013 08:40 PM

Checking out other men at the gym?

Time to turn in your man card.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 05-17-2013 08:40 PM

Maybe it was a stripper delivery.

petegz28 05-17-2013 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9689604)
Checking out other men at the gym?

Time to turn in your man card.

Well, he wasn't at the gym, so suck it :evil:

Jewish Rabbi 05-17-2013 08:42 PM

Lots of guys tan.

listopencil 05-17-2013 08:44 PM

http://www.ericdatz.com/m51974.jpg

petegz28 05-17-2013 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 9689609)
Lots of guys tan.

It isn't the tanning.....it's the carrying your tanning oil in a fake bedroll on your motor-scooter.

Methinks had this guy been rolling with some true Bikers and did that he would either be their bitch or just get his ass flat stomped.

CrazyPhuD 05-17-2013 08:56 PM

Was there a laundramat nearby? GTL for life! ROFL

Rasputin 05-17-2013 09:00 PM

He wasn't bringing it for his girl friend to rub all over her with?

MOhillbilly 05-17-2013 09:10 PM

My eldest stepsons girlfriends father is this type of biker douche. Even belongs to a douchey mc. ****in queer.

Mr. Kotter 05-17-2013 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 9689609)
Lots of gay guys tan.

FYP ;)

Thig Lyfe 05-17-2013 09:55 PM

The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

petegz28 05-17-2013 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9689776)
The "Man Card" concept is stupid, insulting, and trite.

So it was you on the scooter???? :evil:

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 05-17-2013 10:14 PM

I started working on my tan at the pool today. Bronze > pale white


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