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MMXcalibur 08-14-2013 08:38 PM

My ex e-mailed me and my wife saw it....now what?
 
We were sitting down to eat and I had the laptop in front of me and I was opening my e-mail up. I left it open and went to get a drink when my wife casually walked past my laptop and noticed the e-mail open on my screen.

Suffice to say, she saw the email and got pretty jealous that I was still communicating with my ex from years ago. Here was the email:

Quote:

Hey
My name is Veronika. I think that you are success having received from me the letter a little. I can explain as I have received your email. I to you only want to tell that I went dating agency and me a distance your e-mail.
Whether I think that you is nothing I write to you and I only want to ask you really you the single man who wants to find the female?
I as want to want to searchthe relations, with the real and fair person.
I to you as want to tell that to me of 29 years and I think that my age won't confuse you. I only want to tell that if you are more senior me you shouldn't be afraid of the age because than the person is more adult that it more cleverly and much more seriously to concern search to the significant other. I think that wasn't mistaken in you and we will learn about each other further. I only want to ask you you would like that our acquaintance proceeded? I will be glad if you want to write to me and I will wait from you the {%ROTmessage|answer%} [email protected].
I wish you health and have good care Take care, you new friend Veronika

Fat Elvis 08-14-2013 08:40 PM

You pay for porn, don't you?

Bugeater 08-14-2013 08:40 PM

PIIHB

RINGLEADER 08-14-2013 08:41 PM

Alex Smith's accuracy is wowing fans...

lcarus 08-14-2013 08:41 PM

That bitch can really not write can she? Holy lord.

HoneyBadger 08-14-2013 08:41 PM

A 3 some is in the works.

HoneyBadger 08-14-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9886021)
That bitch can really not write can she? Holy lord.

Thank God he dumped her.

notorious 08-14-2013 08:42 PM

Tell her the truth.

Jakemall 08-14-2013 08:44 PM

http://www.antiarnaques.org/en/verif...ficielle/64941


FAKE

TribalElder 08-14-2013 08:46 PM

Now what you ask...... Divorce

lcarus 08-14-2013 08:47 PM

Honestly the best course of action is to make fun of her terrible writing reerunation WITH your wife. Unless the reerun is hotter, in which case you could buy some bleach, a passport, 2 tickets to Sandals in Jamaica and murder the old lady with the claw end of a hammer.

TLO 08-14-2013 08:47 PM

My love Gunther, I very strongly love you and I very strongly miss you. I apologize that I late write to you, I want to tell that I have good news. I want to tell you that I from you received today money and I could set the seal in embassy. I am very strongly grateful to you that you help me and I want to tell you that I am very strongly glad that now I will come to you and I will be with you and both of us will be happy. I want to tell you that we together with the aunt went to transfer the ticket and the next day when I will be able to come to you, it will be on April 25. I send you flight data: 11:15a SVO Moscow-12:35p FRA Frankfurt Aeroflot-Russian Airlines 2300 Economy/Coach (G) Airbus A320 SEAT Preview arrival Thu, flight time 3h 20m. I am glad that everything goes well and we will be together soon. I as want to tell you that I love you and I will be glad to embrace you. I want to tell you that it will perfectly be together with you. I as want to tell you that I when I will pass customs, I as will have to show money and I want to tell you that for safety I put money in the cash card that I could bring safely them to you and return. I am very strongly glad that everything goes well and I will be together with you soon and I will love you and I will think of you. I as hope that perfectly will be rather with you and to love you. I hope that you are happy and I will be glad to embrace you. I strongly love you and I send you a big kiss. With love your Anastasiya!!!

GESteve 08-14-2013 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakemall (Post 9886031)

Thanks Jakeoffmall we are all safe thanks to your CSI investigation

Jakemall 08-14-2013 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GESteve (Post 9886050)
Thanks Jackoffmail we are all safe thanks to your CSI investigation

You might be..but I was worried about Clay tbh.

Sannyasi 08-14-2013 08:59 PM

You've gotten yourself into a pickle, but I think at this point its best just to come clean. Be honest and let her know that you aren't the really you the single man who wants to find the female after all.


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