****Official Royals @ Tigers Gamethread 8/15****
 

The most important series of the year starts tonight as we play five games against Detroit. It's time we show we're contenders and not pretenders. Lets do this shit!

Curb stomp the El Tigres!

In.

Oh yeah, and hey Detroit: Your mayor's in prison, your city is bankrupt, homes sell for $1, and Hardcore Pawn Store is the number one employer in your God-forsaken city.

Can we trade you to Canada for a CTBNL?

In

In. Are we serious? Five games to show we belong. Minimum 4-1.

Deepest apologies.

NO

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Did you get the reference? That may be too old for some people.

:hmmm:

It it. 48 years old. BARELY got it.

This should be fun. The Royals have scored only 2 runs EVER against tonight's starter in Anibal Sanchez.

Good!

"We've got a big shoe for you tonight, a really big shoe."

Getz leading off . **** me. Would rather have his wife lead off

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:shake:

Don't know how they're going to win this series, but they have to.