You get blamed for stupid crap too?
 

I drove my wife's van to the grocery store last night. It's about 2 miles away...

Today I get a nasty text from her about leaving her on empty.

Really?

Sounds like more then a empty tank going on . You leave the toilet seat up ? :p

"It might rain tonight, I think the windows are down in the Jeep"

Nah - I put it down.

ROFL Text her back "first world problems"

Honestly you know I've never had such a problem, but this is as good a chance as any. I'd like my name changed back please. This name compels me to want to say prohibited racial words and I can't take it anymore. Thanks.

Any chance she was speaking metaphorically?

A full tank raises all ships

Someone's a One Piece fan. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Have had that conversation myself. When I was done with the van there was still a quarter tank left. Hmmmm Now who used that gas again?

How did you respond?

Mine would have been something like "Yeah sure did that 5 mile round trip used up all 20+ gallons. We better be getting that thing into the shop!"

And you outed yourself for knowing where it's from. You've got good taste man. :thumb:


Thanks Phobia? Flopnuts? Some mod? Either way. THANK YOU!

Don't drive the wife's van car etc anymore. It's worked for me for 18 years ;)

I was about to do it, but saw it had been done. I'm assuming Phil is lurking in his own thread. Now there's an accusation!

"From the pint I used going to the store? Really?"