Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.
 

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.

Eat shit noob.

Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.

Will the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?

Why do you make all of your followers live in trailers?

DC please

Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.

Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.

Sorry, Jewish Rabbi.

But Your Mods Work For Me.

Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!

Do you mind if I bang this girl before I marry her?

Why did they cancel Freaks & Geeks after only one season?

Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.

The Chiefs Are Not The "Job" Of The NFL.

The Chiefs Are The "Saul" Of The NFL.

I've Got Bigger Things To Worry About.

Get It? I'm Implying Your Penis Is Small.

Edit: Seriously, Though. Who Gives A Shit.