The Chiefs have the superior Colquitt brother (Or: My bet with MagicHef)
 

In my numerous back-and-forths with Direckshun and others, MagicHef wanted in on a Chiefs vs. Broncos wager. After some negotiating, the terms were decided. Punter vs punter. Colquitt vs Colquitt. Brother vs brother.

Through PFF, we'd look at a raw score of each punter (net average + punts inside 20). Best cumulative score at the end of the year would win.

It has come down, and the winner is Dustin. Don't ask me about the numbers, because I don't have a PFF subscription. But it's true. MagicHef told me the results today.

As punishment, beginning February 9 and ending March 1, MagicHef will be writing a short 4-line ode verse to begin all of his posts. These odes will all pertain to the brilliant Chiefs career of Todd Collins.

MagicHef, as a point of departure for the research you may want to uncover, here are a few items you might want to mention in these odes:

• Mitch Holthus liked to call Collins "The Maytag Repairman"
• He never did get a fair look as a starter, especially in his early Chiefs career under Marty and Gunther, when that bozo Grbac was getting injured or playing poorly
• There were only two CPers who never stopped believing in T3h 0dd T0dd: Rausch and SNR. Nobody else. Everybody else was all about Jonathan Quinn or some gay shit like that

Someone showed this to me the other day, and I thought of you.

No, I don't think about you all that often. And when I do it's only in a totally straight way.

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I look forward to learning everything I can about Mr. Collins.

Speaking of bets, when does SDH come back from his ban/whatever happened? He's due for a name change.

Well Duh!!!!!! Dustin "MVP" Colquitt is a bad mother****er

Todd, fueled on pink squirrels. Loved to dive off bar room speakers and on to the backs of fried curd eating assholes. Who bad mouthed his starting QB

Everybody.

You're guilty. You're all guilty.

If he doesn't pick one up for you.....I will.

An exciting bet with punters... who knew?

I wasn't going to bet on anything but KC's very best if I had to get involved in a wager.

It's February 9th, MagicHef. I almost forgot to remind you.

Get those creative juices a-flowin'

I think he committed suicide.