Broncos and Chargers Luxury Box - Would You Do It?
 

My wife got invited to watch the Broncos and Chargers in a luxury suite this weekend. They get a four-course meal and all sorts of stuff. Spouses are invited.

Now, I'm going to be out of town so I don't have to make this decision. But would you go to a Broncos-Chargers playoff game in a luxury box with a four-course meal?

Twist my arm.

Free?

Yes.

Do I get to meet 5 Head?

Yes

Meh. It will be tasteless but I'd do it.
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Are weapons of mass destruction allowed in the stadium?

Yes. Peyton will be there.

Dude, I actually suggested you. None of our employees could go, so she decided to take a girlfriend of hers. I was all like, "I know a guy who would probably really like to go." I didn't position you well enough, though.

I would go. Probably try to take a huge dump though while there.

Wow, I don't feel so bad now. Because if I was available I would have done it, but I would have been afraid to face you guys afterwards. Apparently I'm not the only one who would go.

That's very kind of you.

To tell the truth, if there was an actual Broncos fan available, that was a better choice. They'll have a story to tell their tribe.

And wipe boogers on the glass...

I'd put shame on you if you went to a Chiefs game though...

Sure. And I'd be polite and respectful. But I'd wear a Chiefs cap or something. Some kinda Chiefs gear.