Happy Birthday ELVIS!
 

He's 79 today.

Oh yeah, he's still alive.

He's hiding out in Louisiana, running a marina, wearing overalls and going by the name "Elrod."

So, have a peanut butter and nanna sammich, pop a handful of darvocet, and browse whitecottonpanties.org to celebrate!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Conspiracy theory: Elvis is actually stevieray and it's been an elaborate ruse to throw people off.

Thank you

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ya, but to be fair I don't look a day over 78.

We Got win this race, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojnqBFadz4

LMAO

LMAO

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant ---- to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother---- him and John Wayne

Loves me some Elvis, I have three cd's and an Aloha From Hawaii 8 track that I keep around for nostalgia purposes... would love to find an 8 track player at a garage sale one of these days.

And yes, he IS still alive and I have the picture to prove it, still a handsome devil, scroll down a bit on this link...

http://live4ever.proboards.com/threa...beatles?page=7

It's a BEACH PARTY....C'mon!!!

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OK ChuckD wannabe..did you know that Whitney Houstons mom was one of his original back up singers?

Is he still stealing, I mean playing, other people's music and passing it off as his own creation?

People like Leiber and Stoller, Carl Perkins etc got their royalties... if black artists were ripped off, blame Tom Parker, not Elvis.

Elvis didnt pay a damn bit of attention to the business side of things, Parker fleeced Elvis just like he did anyone else who wasnt properly represented or paying attention.