Practice makes perfect?
 

My boyfriend and i have been dating a couple of months and last night things were moving a little further physically. We were making out and things were getting pretty hot when he started pulling at some of my clothes... I took the hint and lifted his shirt off. Soon enough I was down to my bra and panties so I was excited at the potential of hooking up for the first time. I could tell he was really REALLY nervous so I just put his hands on my hips to sort of give him the green light to take off my underwear. Well, he did but then somehow when he went to throw it somewhere, we threw it IN MY FACE. Yes. Straight at my eyes lol. Unfortunately I couldn't stop laughing for like 5-10 minutes after that and he got embarrassed and frustrated that I wasn't in the mood anymore. Oops.

I shouldn't have been TOO surprised by this though because the first time I attempted to kiss him he practically ran away from me after and tripped on a drain pipe. I guess he's just an awkward guy.

Are you good looking chick?

Show us your boobs.

Maybe he didn't like what he saw.

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Then I found $5.

haha, wtf is this about. This shit is out of leftfield. Just ****ing take over if he's scared lol Women up!

LMAO Oh lord

Reminds me of this song. Pigs are people too.

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This trolling is worthless with out pics

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Clay, you should stick to writing Soft Core Star Wars Porn.

Wait. How old are you two?

This if you're over 20 the guy has to be a virgin still. Don't have to be scared its just Pussy.

You know what your problem is?


You put the pussy on a pedestal.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Will need pics to judge the situation (preferably of not the dude).