Menu From "World's Best Restaurant": Looks Like Mostly Crap That I Wouldn't Eat
 

<header class="">This is what a full meal looks like in the world's best restaurant

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Rapper and food TV show host Action Bronson just posted an Instagram reportage of a meal in the best restaurant in the world*—Noma, in Copenhagen, Denmark. 24 courses with ingredients that go from flowers and sea urchin to ants and grasshopper.


Noma has been named best restaurant in the world several times already. Its food is based on the search of the best local ingredients to cook them and present them with extreme care and respect. A full meal at Noma is around $280.



* Of course, "best restaurant in the world" is an arbitrary title by one publication—the British magazine Restaurant. But it's definitely one of the very best in the planet.

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First Course: Fresh berries in fresh herbs


Not horrible really. I would try it.

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Course Two: Langoustine (Alive)



What the ****? Are you shitting me?

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Course Three: Flower tart



You picked some flowers and shoved them into pita bread. Bullshit.

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Course Six: Tar tar of Danish beef with celery and black ants



What?

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Course Ten: Roasted baby cucumber with ants and scallop fudge

Eating bugs is a thing now.

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Course Twelve: BBQ'd summer onion



That's just a burnt onion. Come on man, a burnt onion?

What the ****.... did an animal shit and berries fall in it?

Your ice bucket has a craw dad in it


I Like potpourri, it smells nice

I served one of those in a porcelain bowl today ROFL

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Course Sixteen: Roasted lettuce root with various wild steamed greens in a lemon verbena sauce



You aren't fooling me. That's salad made from a pile of poop and a dick.

I think here's where you could use your weirdest Boner

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Course Eighteen: Roasted bone marrow



What is this...I don't even...what?