Simply Birthday Happy Red!!!
 

One of the coolest guys on the board.
Deserving of the whole front page being filled with topics.

The sheer generosity of Simply Red can be summed up in one anecdote. We were traveling in the Safari, when we ran into a group of African children who were visibly dehydrated and needed something to drink. Being that Simply Red and myself were also out of water, he pulled down his britches and pissed in every single one of those kids' mouth. We never saw them again, but you can only hope that they made it out alive.

Happy birthday SR! Here's to the best one yet.

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Moar Bday threads for Simply Red please!

Some people in America don't have maps.

Is it wrong to buy simply red a clone-a-willy kit for his birthday but demand he send me the finished product?

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A cool Happy Birthday thread for you seem nice, bro. :usa:

Happy Birthday Red.... One great CP guy....hope you have some birthday sex...:D

SR is the greatest human CP has ever produced.

Happy Birthday to a fine gent!

HBD S.R.
May it be your nicest one yet.

He seems nice so fittingly I hope he has a seemingly nice Birthday!!

I remember when I met him on here, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, right away. And as the years went on, things got more difficult – we were faced with more challenges. I begged him to stay. Try to remember what we had at the beginning.

He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it. When he walked in every man and woman’s head turned, everyone stood up to talk to him. He was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn’t contain himself. I always got the sense that he became torn between being a good person and missing out on all of the opportunities that life could offer a man as magnificent as him. And in that way, I understood him and I loved him.

You're not getting older, you're getting nicer.


/Simply Slims