Women and PMS
 

WTF man... What. The. ****?

Welcome to being married.

a man doesn't whine or complain

Mock them, and then walk away.

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok
Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: No
Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back?
Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont!
Me: Ok
Her: You're impossible!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

You: I started dating a crazy person, so now all women are crazy!

Sounds like a personal problem to me, bro.

You didn't see this behavior while you were dating?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...Fgi8Ijw92A20xA

The best explanation I ever heard was told to my brother by his lawyer.

'Women don't think like people'.

Lady friend's story > Big Smoke threads

So did you bring beer?

Pole Smoke


Fixed.

Pole smoke threads.

Fixed.

Pole smoke threads.

Textbook handling of the situation.

PMS doesn't exist if she smokes lots of weed.

Truth.

Very true.

Even though I don't smoke anymore some of the best money I've ever spent was for a bag of weed.