If Manning....
 

If Peyton Manning happens to win league MVP, the Super Bowl, and SB MVP on top of already having the TD record , what does he do?

Whatever the hell he wants to do.

Two chicks at once. Duh...

Catch AIDS, die, get buried.

If I knew he'd retire after winning a SB, versus playing 5 more years and keep trying, I would NEVER root for him or his ****headed team to win. Ever.

I'm rooting for a helmet to his knee.

Catch Ebolaids then drown in a pool of antifreeze.

You spelled neck wrong. (And bullet wrong.)

dies in an aids infested burning ebola fireball tree while drinking antifreeze

Hopefully he dies in a bonfire of aids before any of that happens.

Maybe he'll slip and break his neck on his way to the Papa John's commercial set... I mean not I'm rooting for it to happen but saying it COULD happen.

thinking the feeling here is ebolaids tree fire
while admitting he couldn't have done this without his ref buddies

America is a wonderful place

Play 3 more seasons

Shoot him out of an AIDS cannon into the sun.