How did you wake up today?
 

Poll to follow. Stay alert.

1st in:
With a Boner

No poll needed, I woke up at the awful, Army-like hour of 5am to the screeching of my old clock.

Dammit... I was gonna say that... :sulk:

I should edit though.
It was my Boner

To a supermodel waking me up for Round 37 /CP

ROFL

You forgot 'sticky, broken, and confused'

He meant your boner too.

I also realized that I missed, "by a pillow being pushed down hard on my face". My apologies.

Having to piss like a racehorse should be an option...

Oh, good point. Maybe just vote for the damp sheets option in that case.

We have far more alarm users than I expected.

I was thirsty... so maybe that was the booze....

No knock warrant by the militarized police department where they threw a flash bang grenade into my son's room. That is like the 12th time this year. Somebody should do something about the out of control cops.

Woke up breathing, so it could be worse.