Imma bout to make one of you my bitch.
 

So who's it gonna be.

Pick me. No lube please. I'll just bite the pillow.

Soooooo many bitches. So little time.

I think Imma gonna make Bowser my bitch. He clearly doesn't want it, which only fuels my anticipation.

Sorry LoneWolf. I'm a one bitch kinda man.

You do seem nice, though. In a bitchy sort of way.

Bowser, as my new bitch, you need to do the following things:

• Have an army of .gifs at my disposal at all times.
• Change you avatar subtitle or whatever to Direckshun's Bitch.
• Wear Palestinian-colored panties. (But not crotchless -- Palestine needs all the land it can get.)
• Quote every one of my posts you see and reply "this."

Also, I **** trees. You have to be cool with that.

The day you make anyone "your bitch" is the day I ****ing take over for John Dorsey as the GM of the Chiefs.

THIS IS NOT YOUR DECISION TO MAKE

If I want you as my bitch, you're my bitch. Fortunately you've been beat to the cockpunch.

You gonna smack em with your late night BS

I'm going to make them draft my mock every morning before I get out of bed.